Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Randomize
