I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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