Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think my mom watched the whole time
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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