We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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