absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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