you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
