im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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