Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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