you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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