How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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