Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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