sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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