I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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