I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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