wrigley field is MILF paradise
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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