Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You need a sexual gate keeper
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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