I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
