butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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