ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You may now shotgun with the bride
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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