He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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