You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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