So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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