the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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