i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
