Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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