Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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