Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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