Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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