GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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