Cold hands, warm shart.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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