What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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