YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize