My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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