Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dear god my vagina.
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