Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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