she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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