But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
where are my eyebrows?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
