I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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