It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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