maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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