i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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