Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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