She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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