I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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