Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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