all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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