i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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