The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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