hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
