4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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