what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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