I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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