if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
A+ Viking dick
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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