have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
honey bunches of taint.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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